Showing posts with label Jokes. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Jokes. Show all posts
Wednesday, March 14, 2007
HOW TO ASK YOUR Boss for a salary increase...
One day an employee sends a letter to his boss asking for an increase in his salary! And the letter reads:
Dear Bo$$,
In thi$ life, we all need $ome thing$ mo$t de$perately.
I think you $hould be under$tanding of the need$ of your worker$ who have given $o much $upport including $weat and $ervice to your company.
I am $ure you will gue$$ what I mean and re$pond $oon.
$incerely Your$,
Ca$hmir
AND THE NEXT DAY, the employee received a nice reply like this:
Dear CA$HMiR,
I kNOw what you have been working very hard. NOwadays, NOthing much has changed.
You must have NOticed that our company is NOt doing NOticeably well as yet. NOw the newspapers are saying the world’s leading ecoNOmists are NOt sure if there will be aNOther recession.
After the elections, things may turn bad. I have NOthing more to add NOw. You kNOw what I mean.
Yours truly,
your NOble Manager
(This joke comes from our stringer in Manila, Jason Carlos)
Thursday, February 22, 2007
Frenchman Held In Philippine Airport Over Bomb Claims
MANILA (Mindanao Examiner / 22 Feb) – Philippine airport authorities arrested a Frenchman and charged him Thursday after he joked that his baggage contained a bomb inside a Bangkok-bound plane in Manila.
The 66-year old Michel Christian Joseph Brionne denied uttering the joke late Wednesday while cabin attendants of the Cebu Pacific flight were making their routine headcount.
Brionne said he was misheard by a Cebu Pacific cabin crew member, who reported the matter to the police.
Authorities said the flight was delayed for more than three hours. “The Frenchman was heard telling a cabin crew that there is a bomb in his baggage,” said Angel Atutubo, head of airport security. “The man was charged on Thursday for alarming the passengers.”
Brionne was charged for violating Presidential Decree 1727, or making a false declaration of explosives possession, which carries a jail term of up to six years.Authorities said Brionne was with a Filipino woman. There was no immediate statement from the French embassy in Manila about Brionne’s arrest. (Mindanao Examiner)
The 66-year old Michel Christian Joseph Brionne denied uttering the joke late Wednesday while cabin attendants of the Cebu Pacific flight were making their routine headcount.
Brionne said he was misheard by a Cebu Pacific cabin crew member, who reported the matter to the police.
Authorities said the flight was delayed for more than three hours. “The Frenchman was heard telling a cabin crew that there is a bomb in his baggage,” said Angel Atutubo, head of airport security. “The man was charged on Thursday for alarming the passengers.”
Brionne was charged for violating Presidential Decree 1727, or making a false declaration of explosives possession, which carries a jail term of up to six years.Authorities said Brionne was with a Filipino woman. There was no immediate statement from the French embassy in Manila about Brionne’s arrest. (Mindanao Examiner)
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