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HOW TO ASK YOUR Boss for a salary increase...

One day an employee sends a letter to his boss asking for an increase in his salary! And the letter reads:

Dear Bo$$,

In thi$ life, we all need $ome thing$ mo$t de$perately.

I think you $hould be under$tanding of the need$ of your worker$ who have given $o much $upport including $weat and $ervice to your company.

I am $ure you will gue$$ what I mean and re$pond $oon.

$incerely Your$,

Ca$hmir


AND THE NEXT DAY, the employee received a nice reply like this:

Dear CA$HMiR,

I kNOw what you have been working very hard. NOwadays, NOthing much has changed.

You must have NOticed that our company is NOt doing NOticeably well as yet. NOw the newspapers are saying the world’s leading ecoNOmists are NOt sure if there will be aNOther recession.

After the elections, things may turn bad. I have NOthing more to add NOw. You kNOw what I mean.

Yours truly,

your NOble Manager



(This joke comes from our stringer in Manila, Jason Carlos)